Balls Deep

Balls Deep

Kickin' Balls and Drinkin' Booze....That's How We Do!

2009-2010

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The Kickball Song:

Kickball... kick and catch and throw
Kickball... even though I'm old
Kickball... send it flyin' with your toe
Kickball kick it
Kick it kickball

It's real fun and it keeps you from getting fat,
Come as you are, no need for a glove or bat.
When we were young, we used to play it more,
But none of us had a torn hamstring in nineteen eighty four.

Ahh, you sprain me and strain me, but leave you I'll never.
Kickball sweet kickball, your dirt diamond tis forever.

Well, my car's a piece of crap and there's 5 roommates in my house
But today I'm playing kickball, while you're at Lowe's with your spouse.
So keep your fancy car, you RTPn' slob
And I'll play kickball while you go do your job.

Kickball... I do enjoy it so
Kickball... feel it in your soul
Kickball... make up rules as you go
Kickball kick it
Kick it kickball

Each player an umpire and each umpire a player
Respect for the game makes you a truth-sayer.
But still you say safe, when you looked pretty out
So let's take 10 minutes to argue and 15 more to shout .

Uhh like this, you sprain me and strain me but leave you I'll never.
Kickball sweet kickball, your dirt diamond tis forever.

Well I kick like a girl, and I'm not that fast.
I really hope that this week, I dont get picked last.
Seems my knees didn't usta hurt back in the games of yesteryear,
But thats okay cuz today my mom didn't drive me and my Gatorade's made of beer.

So set aside your newspaper and get up off that stool
And come on down Tuesday, down to the elementary school.
Yeah come on out Tuesday, you kickball playin fool.
Kickball kick it
Kick it kickball

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List of Events for Balls Deep, 2009-2010

Sun 03 May 2009

10:00am - Meeting @ Duffy's

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Sun 17 May 2009

10:00am - Meeting @ Duffy's More Info and Registration

Tue 19 May 2009

W 15-4 vs INDY Team #6 @ Revere Park

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Tue 26 May 2009

7:30pm - Game vs The Motorboats @ Revere Park View Details

Tue 02 Jun 2009

W 8-5 vs Vicious and Delicious @ Revere Park View Details

Tue 09 Jun 2009

L 6-8 vs Kicking and Drinking @ Revere Park View Details

Tue 16 Jun 2009

6:30pm - Game vs Crouching Tiger, Hidden Drunks @ Revere Park View Details

Tue 30 Jun 2009

W 5-4 vs The Main Ones @ Revere Park View Details

Tue 07 Jul 2009

L 8-9 vs Suck My Kick @ Revere Park View Details

Tue 14 Jul 2009

7:30pm - Game vs The Motorboats @ Revere Park View Details

Tue 21 Jul 2009

6:30pm - Game vs Crouching Tiger, Hidden Drunks @ Revere Park View Details

Tue 04 Aug 2009

6:00pm - 1st tournament game vs Crouching Tiger, Hidden Drunks @ Revere Park View Details

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Player Statistics

Player	Gms
#13 Byzcko	1
#14 Patel	3
#15 Hirschfield	0
#2 Fehlberg	2
#21 Klimek	5
#22 Schafer	2
#27 Monceski	1
#28 Hallgren	3
#3 Trinco	1
#33 Bubinas	1
#4 Case	1
#40 Bose	5
#5 Arill	2
#8 Greenfield	2
#81 Dunham	9
#9 Hernandez	4
Bubinas	3
Hogan	9
Kroenung	2

Active Roster

#5 Kristy Arill

#40 Lindsay Bose
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#33 Josh Bubinas

#0 Zach Bubinas
Skills/Interests: scoring on and off the field
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#13 Aaron Byzcko
Skills/Interests: Playing with his balls at work
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#4 Allyson Case
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#81 Rachel Dunham
Skills/Interests: Researching the air speed velocity of a laden swallow and doing the running man.
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#2 John Fehlberg

#8 Josh Greenfield
Skills/Interests: Driving buses of blind children to soup kitchens with a rum n coke in hand and dating girls who are old enough to keep a secret.

#28 Erik Hallgren
Skills/Interests: Winning lots and lots of bear fights
Read bio I was born in 1982 to a Swedish soccer star and a Half Bavarian – Half Russian softball phenom. Their genetic traits could only create one of the greatest kickball stars ever. Some contend that I was genetically created in a lab but those stories are fabrications of the right-wing media. At the age of 6 I was sent to Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters, where my kickball skills were to be refined. By the age 9, I was playing in the National Kickball Federation Premier League (NKFPL) and I was developing into one of the league stars. With my success came money and fame, I had my choice of the finest BMX bikes, had endoresement deals with Roos, Sega and RecSpecs, graced the cover of Tiger Beat, and I was dating televisions leading ladies that included; Mayim Bialik, Jodie Sweeten and Danielle Fischel. Then in 1994, I was investigated for using performance enhancing drugs that included Human Growth Hormones and other genetic altering substances. The Federation claimed that nobody could grow 9 inches and gain 50 pounds over a year, I still plead my innocence and contend that it was puberty. After I was banned from the league for life (the NKFPL disbanded the following year due to a drop in popularity), I fell from grace hard and started doing drugs, eating at breakfast buffets and hanging out with Gary Busey. This continued for the next several years, I reached rock-bottom when I would wake-up out of cocaine and bacon induced comas and found myself fighting bears for sport. I then disappeared from civilization to straighten my life out. I hid in Mennonite Country but resurfaced 2 years ago. When I returned, I found that kickball was no longer America's favorite schoolyard sport and that the sport's popularity amongst youth has been replaced by High School Musical, Twittering and Dodgeball. I have since been ferociously campaigning at grade school playgrounds to get the sport back to its rightful place and when I take the field for the first time in 15 years with Balls Deep, I will begin my road back to glory.

#9 Manuel Hernandez
Skills/Interests: Napping

#15 Lindsay Hirschfield
Skills/Interests: Playing with big, red, dusty balls
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#0 Devin Hogan

#21 Mariusz Klimek
Skills/Interests: Crushing Nazis' heads

#0 Jeff Kroenung
Skills/Interests: Creepy beer connaisseur

#27 Kristin Monceski
Skills/Interests: Jumping jacks and chest-nut clapping
Read bio Kristin's origin remains a mystery to this day. Some claim her to be Polish, others maintain she is of Mexican descent, she asserts that she is part Native American. Her roots are difficult to trace because she was raised as a feral child in a pack of roving chipmunks that traveled across the America's in search of the finest nuts. Due to her comparitive size to chipmunks, she could hold copious amounts of nuts in her mouth and was soon elected Queen of the chipmunk community, also known as the Master Nut Stuffer. Her election to the highest office came with benefits such as the finest burrows, first pick of nuts, and the ability to date Chip n Dale. However, the Queen position also came with its disadvantages, she was the first line of defense against rival chipmunk tribes and she was also under watch for assasination attempts from dogs and birds of prey. Under Kristin's leadership, her tribe became a beacon for all other chipmunk tribes to emulate, and her kingdom continued to grow. Then, at the age of 16, Kristin began blossoming into a woman, and the other chipmunks feared her growing size and strength and inability to run due to her chest-nuts. A chipmunk conspiracy began to develop amongst some of her closet advisors and friends. They made a deal with local squirrel gangs and several humans to capture her. One fateful evening, Kristin was out nut stuffing by herself and was cornered by the squirrels, as she attempted to flee; researchers from Indiana University trapped her in net. They brought her back to their lab at the Kinsey Institure in hopes of determining how this woman could stuff so many nuts in her mouth. She resisted early training attempts but was quickly placated by food such as pizza and Butterfinger shakes. She continues to become domesticated but still has a tendency to bite people (so when she lunges at you with a ''GRRRR'' sound and chomps her teeth, watch out). As part of her reconditioning efforts, the researchers are now trying to integrate Kristin into the public through athletics. She started with calisthenics and quickly mastered jumping jacks and chest-nut clapping. She is now attempting kickball as her first foray into team sports.

#14 Kaushal Patel
Skills/Interests: Flipping cups like it's his job
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#22 Katy Schafer
Skills/Interests: fondling cancerous balls, long walks on the beach, and the color pink
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#3 Tiffany Trinco
Skills/Interests: Swallowing...large amounts of beer at once, chest-bumping and earning beads.
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